Placing delicately to one side the idea that marriage is the religious confirmation of love between two spouses, you can see that actually the socially or ritually recognised union between to entities is ever present. Marriage is literally....everywhere. How magically yummy. Below are a few of the unions I've plucked from life's rich tapestry of symbiosis.
1. Apple & Dark Chocolate - antioxidant+ anti-inflammatory = a cardio defending, fitness boosting extravaganza. Some say it's as, if not more effective than drinking Gwyneth Paltrow's blood. Buy good dark chocolate, the kind that makes a statement in Waitrose: "Oh, this? What do you mean? 'How do I eat 85% dark chocolate'?...Because you're Palaeolithic and I'm basically one step away from harnessing solar energy and flying to Mars on a spaceship made of cashmere - I'm literally THAT much more advanced than you."
2. Kettlebell swings and Kettlebell goblet squats - posterior chain and anterior chain, done in the most complete of movements. Heart rate rockets, core is taken care of and you're left with the posture and sporting prowess of a unicorn. Fact.
3. Banana & Peanut Butter - I've been having this before every race I've ever done. It tastes like God's vagina and gives you the kind of energy that you can only recall having as a kid, after eating a pack of Haribo whilst watching Power Rangers and smoking crack. Simple carbs + potassium + niacin + good fats + protein = energy stabilising super snack. All the cool kids are doing it.
4. Spinach & Lemon Juice - 2 billion people are deficient in iron. Decrease your risk of a stroke, reduce fatigue and increase recovery time and eat some bloody spinach. Citrus on spinach aids with the absorption of iron so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
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